Chicken Turd

The Kidz Bop version of Chicken Shit.

My mom won't let me curse you Chicken Turd!!!

by LArryE June 30, 2021

bubbles turd

bubbling turd

my buttcheeks wiggled it expanding my bubbles turd.

by lump of turd November 6, 2022

Monkey Turd

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug

“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”

by Pattravers March 1, 2024

Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 2, 2024

Turd Whopper

A massive shit, shaped like a Burger King whopper

My boss is a turd whopper

by anonymous April 19, 2025

Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.

THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!

by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019

Hollis-turds

A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'

"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"

by Gopster-2k16 September 15, 2016