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street jogger

The yuppie in a yuppie, or preppie, upper, or upper-middle, class neighborhood who wears Northface, Bass Pro Shop, Nike, or some other brand named, ultra expensive, gear or shoes in an attempt to look as if they are cool fitness pro runners. However, when you actually watch them run, they can't run, but rather "jog" super slowly as if they are really old, out of shape, or have some condition that prevents them from breaking out into a full run.
Go to any upper scale neighborhood during the moring or afternoon and look for the people attempting to run in that neighborhood. "Like, OMG Buffy, my million dollar mansion doesn't chafe me as much as these Nike shorts do while I am being a street jogger, jogging lamely through these streets!" *Note, if you do see someone actually in an all-out run--they are probably a real athlete/should be really wearing the clothes they earned by actually working out.
by Retrogurl February 12, 2014
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street-beat

the usual pace of walking when most people are in a hurry: it is faster than a quickstep, slower than a double-time; it is almost as if you are walking to the rhythm of dance music.
the street-beat of people was so predictable that you could set your wrist-watch to it.
by Paulytaz March 9, 2019
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thomas street shit

when you commit something flatcestuous, ie having sexual inter course with a flatmate
two housemates sleeping with the same guy? that’s some thomas street shit
by aylith December 23, 2021
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Street Scents

The typical funk of chronic, bars and liquor barrels from bistros and bars. Some wordplay on "sense." The idea came while bumpin E40 "Street Sense." This can be elaborated on in many ways.
They caught the vapours and street scents literally funnelling from the dispensary beside the bar down on Kingway and Vic
by Treebonics July 29, 2016
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street hump

When a fully clothed person goes up to another clothed person on the street and begins to hump them roughly
"Wow man that chic over there is really hot!" , "oh yeah I dare you to go over and street hump her as hard as you can"
by paraleel October 23, 2011
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Street Meet

Street Meet (noun): A collaborative photo event where creatives—such as photographers, models, and other visual artists—gather in public urban spaces to connect, create, and capture spontaneous artistic expressions. These meetups foster community, creativity, and collaboration, often blending street photography, fashion, and portraiture in dynamic city environments
If you’re ever in LA, check out their street meet.

I went to a street meet in New Mexico.
by StrtLgtSndkt April 14, 2025
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Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
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