Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."
by Thisi December 21, 2023
keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.
^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.
^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.
^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.
^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.
by Rill Recognize Rill December 08, 2023
A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.
by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024
I seen her in real person
by Kiylla July 17, 2023
I'm the real kirishima and high af
by Kirishima the real one February 16, 2020
by beanbags December 10, 2016
In SZA’s notorious song ‘Doves in the Wind ft. Kendrick Lamar’ the very first lyrics of the tune are “real niggas do not deserve pussy.(RNDNDP)”. As she later proclaims, there’s more than just pussy real niggas deserve. As she puts, they deserve a whole box of chocolates, but some can say they deserve a warm hug with a kiss or two, maybe a back massage if they’re that real of a nigga. You see, real niggas do push for the pussy they just want to talk to you, hear you breathe and be silent when you speak. That’s just what real niggas do. Kendrick later expresses symptoms of niggas who do indeed push for the pussy. Those are what we like to call bum niggas. So take precaution and choose your nigga wisely!
Ex. Forest Gump
Used in sent. “Bree girl, he takes me home after work and calls me passenger princess like, if he don’t come and check this pussy already!”
“Candy girl. Remember, RNDNDP (real niggas do not deserve pussy)!! Wait a while see how things flow if he already push to the pussy so soon how real of a nigga is he?”
“Ykw you so right girl. RNDNDP they deserve that tlc.”
Used in sent. “Bree girl, he takes me home after work and calls me passenger princess like, if he don’t come and check this pussy already!”
“Candy girl. Remember, RNDNDP (real niggas do not deserve pussy)!! Wait a while see how things flow if he already push to the pussy so soon how real of a nigga is he?”
“Ykw you so right girl. RNDNDP they deserve that tlc.”
by NeptunesKiss December 27, 2023