shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes

I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

by BizarreCactus March 03, 2021

coconuts in snow

black people enjoying a holiday of skiing

"It's nice that all ethnic groups can enjoy the slopes during the season. For instance, the coconuts in snow look like they're having a wonderful time!"

by redis12 February 05, 2012

Snow Job

The act of giving a blow job while sitting or standing in the snow

Jim: How did you enjoy your snow day yesterday?
James: It was great, I got Jess to give me a snow job.

by The AwkwardTree January 17, 2018

Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.

Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Snow Job

When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex

Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"

by Donnyfootball2 November 09, 2015

snow job

giving a blow job with ice in your mouth

ever had a snow job mr. frosty

by v4mp174 November 26, 2024

Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.

As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.

by JoeMamaFat69 December 08, 2019