Fax fucker

The bigoted saying you are going to use when your child comes home with an AI robot named C-3PO and declares that they love them.

But Daddy, I love them!

No child of mine is going to be a fax fucker!

by anonymous June 12, 2025

Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

Grilled Cheese Fucker

Someone who sticks their dick in grilled cheese.

Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.

by GrilledCheeseMan April 4, 2023

fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.

My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard

by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023

Fungle Fucker

Someone who tries to fuck you over, and only because they think it's funny.

Johnny is such a fungle fucker, I mean seriously

by DontTryToDie September 4, 2023

Fag Fucker

Being a guy who likes having sex with gay men in the ass.
What the Fuck.

Hey you fag fuckers, what are you doing in that bed- OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!

by John Dick and Balls September 12, 2023

Darius Fucker

The lead vocalist of Bootie and the Blowjob.

Darius Fucker played many great songs with Bootie and the Blowjob and as a solo artist.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023