snakes

a thing that everyone hates and i love snakes.

snakes are cool stop killing them

by helloiamsean January 5, 2022

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

Snake

A slimy obese monkey that doesnt have legs or arms and will go up your butthole if necessary

I'm going to snake up my uncle

by Gregory poppings of the pimple October 7, 2021

Snake

A legendary mercenary

“Colonel, I want my fucking Lunchables” - Naked Snake

by Whovian1156 January 2, 2024

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Snake

A manipulator who remove people from group chats.

Ex: Ben Rosmarin is a snake

by a sssssnake January 29, 2019

dinner snake

A massive dump after a massive dinner so big it coils on itself.

A guest remarked that even after five flushes he could not get rid of the dinner snake.

by jon dough May 17, 2014