National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

National Alexis(M) Day

October 8th is National Alexis(M) Day! Tell your favorite Alexis happy National Day to them!

Person A: Hey have you talked to an Alexis today?

Person B: No? Why?

Person A: It's National Alexis(M) Day!

Person B: My cousin is named Alexis! I'll text him now!

by lumivou October 08, 2020

National big nose day

National big nose day is on September 16

National big nose day is for someone that's interested in anybody's opinion and thoughts

by Summer boy September 16, 2020

National date someone day

National date someone day is may 12th wether it be your best friend, friend or crush just find someone to date and see how it goes! This could make or break relationships…

It’s national date someone day! “Matt! Do you wanna date?” “sure!”

by Feitanphantom May 01, 2021

National asian appreciation day

A day where you treat all of your asian friends like gods. You be nice to them and they can ask you for anything

Hey ling ling happy asian appreciation day. Here is a cookie.-Jim

Hey Ching Chong thanks for being my asian friend
“I wish I was asian on National asian appreciation day” - National Asian Appreciation Day

by Chickenthick22222 October 29, 2019

national send noods day

on july 1st send nudes to ur bf or gf!

heres sum nudes national send noods day

by poop6263 July 02, 2021

national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 April 18, 2018