National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.

Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"

by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 22, 2016

National Dumb Bitch Day

On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.

fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you

by urdaddy101 March 20, 2019

National Smack A Bitch Day

smack a bitch who runs their mouth to much or do it for “fun”

Sheila smack her Bestfriend cause it’s National Smack A Bitch Day and because her

Bestfriend slept with Sheila’s boyfriend🤣

This girl just ran up to me and smack the shart out of me

by Tasia M. April 15, 2019

National bad bitch day

August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !

Person 1 : it’s national bad bitch day !

Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !

by lalaaaaa . July 31, 2019

National Percy Jackson day

National Percy Jackson day is October 8th. To celebrate, draw a trident on your forearm.

Me: Did you know its National Percy Jackson day?

Person A: Yeah! I drew a trident on my forearm to celebrate.

by Your_WorstNightmare_ October 13, 2016

National joe mama day

It pretty self explanatory just say joe mama as much as possible

Samuel:I love that hat

Gilbert: thanks joe gave it to me
Samuel: who’s joe
Gilbert: JOE MAMA
Samuel:why
Gilbert: because it national joe mama day obvi

by Joe mama 776 October 15, 2019

National kiss cameron day

This is the best holiday there is for Cameron's any girl that does not kiss a cameron is therefore gay

Cameron its national kiss cameron day ya

by Idkanymore4567 May 25, 2018