Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

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Wolf socks

Socks of different colors, like brown and blue.

Dude, why you wearing wolf socks? Are you that drunk?

by RWT for real October 27, 2019

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Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.

We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.

by Pte window licker May 31, 2021

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Sock On

When you're ready for something, raring to go, 'cause you have your socks on

Adam, Alex and Max were sock on for Dungeons & Dragons tonight, because life has lost all meaning and everyday we stray further for the glory of our lord

by Socket Man October 16, 2018

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