Mads

Mads is basically the best a boy can be. He has the worlds biggest cock. Mads is very adorable and sweet. He is also very attractive.

I love Mads.

by Mads mystic February 13, 2018

Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.

Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter

yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight

by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010

Hoes mad

When a girl who sleeps with many guys is angry. Her name is usually Brielle

Hoes mad. Hoes very mad

by snortxanax August 21, 2019

Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.

"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"

by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025

Swiss Mad Hatter

A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe

Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter

by TheGarzo January 29, 2022

don't get mad get buckets

1. a way of life

2. something to shout at passerbys
3. response to a sore loser

1. "you know man, don't get mad, get buckets"

2. *sees basketball player on the street* "DON'T GET MAD GET BUCKETS"
3. Steven and John are playing a friendly game of foosball and upon losing the game John throws a fit. Steven: Don't get mad, get buckets

#buckets #cookies

by walker4three January 11, 2017