Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

ghetto spread

Ghetto spread is an accented form of manspread. More frequently than manspread, ghetto spread is used by women - especially ghetto-kind of gals who don't mind being called "hoe" or "trash". The extent of the spread depends on the time of the month - one way or the opposite way, depending on the level of street credibility at stake.

You don't have to do ghetto spread, your glossy skin reveals the missed weeks of shower.

I need to exercise to become more flexible. Otherwise it's not obvious I'm in for a ghetto spread. Others might think it's my hanging belly pushing my legs wide apart.

by PseudoYo March 13, 2023

Ghetto beast

A Ghetto Beast is a person that is ghetto to the max . Loud ,Rude crude . Someone who is uncouth . Someone who know little of the world out side of the ghetto . Doesn't know and doesn't want to know . Poorly educated and proud of it .

A Ghetto Beast is person that go's to the store and buys a 40 oz and drinks it as he is walking down the street . A Woman that has four kids by four different men . All in Prison . Poor grammar . And has a attitude . A Man that has lots of kids by different Women and has not paid a dime of child support and sits around all day playing Xbox or Playstation . Has no food in the house but has a pack of cigarettes and beer . And none of them see nothing wrong with it .

by StevsRC November 27, 2013

Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.

“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.

by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018

Ghetto night vision

Turning your gamma up like a boss.

I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

by Arma guy May 18, 2016

ghetto-neck

A person who tries to embody both the ghetto and the redneck lifestyle. Usually a poser who tries to like anything cool, or a white trash country boy who is racist but listens to a lot rap.

Ghetto-neck Guy 1(in southern accent): Yo yo yo! Wassup my hommie! We gonna go cruisin fer chicks on my sexy tractor or we gonna watch some Nascar today?

Ghetto-neck Guy 2 (in southern/ebonics accent): I tell you what, I got ta fix the wheel on my house today. Y'all don't know how we be rollin in the traila park playa!

by speaking the truth November 20, 2015

Ghetto blaster

A drink from China Il. Created by Brad Neely.

Literally defined by himself on Reddit as:

"First, you get a 2 liter of any lime flavored, green bottle, shit house soft drink drink. Then you pour out 2/3 of it. just in the sink or on the dirt. THEN you pour in Vodka. Or Whiskey, depending of you want your night to be fast or slow. then you walk around in the neighborhood with friends, sharing, watching fireworks and shitting in bushes."

"I'm feeling a bit down let's have ourselves a wildin' night." -dude A

"Yo I got the ghetto blaster (s) on lock" -dude b

"Slap me some 4 my Irishman." -dude c

by Snaze4Daze February 22, 2025