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Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.
Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.
by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007
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Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee
I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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Megazord Dick

A Megazord Dick is the most mighty dick in the world people with a Megazord Dick usually explode vaginas upon entry
Scout boy: dude did u see that girls pussy explode?
Danoo: I told you guys he has a megazord dick!
by Danoooo218 March 3, 2008
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girls dick

1. (n) a strap-on dildo.
"What is a dildo?" "It's a girls dick."
by 4bcd3fgh1jk7mn0pqr5tuvwxyz January 4, 2008
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dick rot

Any STI or STD that causes visible harm (i.e., sores, warts, blisters) to the genitalia. Though it is named after the slang term for the male reproductive anatomy, dick rot can be applied as a term for an STD/STI carried by a female as well.
John: "Dude, we watched the STD/STI film today in health class. For something that is so gross, it sure does have a clean, tidy name."

Jack: "I know, man. It just didn't make me want to avoid STDs nearly enough. That's why I think of it as dick rot. It just screams, 'This stuff is nasty and is to be avoided.' Way more to the point."
by Harry Manassas October 4, 2011
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Dick bicycle

When you riding the dick like a bicycle all night and then you get sore and can't walk properly
In Ariana Grandes song "side to side" Nicki Minaj says "Wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle"
by b0redhoe September 3, 2016
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dicking around

generally doing nothing of any real purpose such as throwing stones or perhaps mucking about with a stick.
"lets go down to the river and dick around"

Carl - "what have you been up to this weekend?" Peter - "not a lot, mostly dicking around" - Carl - "oh nice!"
by skillz-t January 11, 2008
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