don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

fun dip

Oral sex position where the male dips his penis in sugar and the woman licks it off.

This girl was wild, she gave me a fun dip last night.

by nakedy September 25, 2014

rip and dip

to rip a condom have sex and then dip outta of there

man i’m going to susie’s house for a quick rip and dip

by dtlbrown May 30, 2022

Alaskan corn dip

An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip

Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today

Partner 2. What is it

Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip

Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard

by Alaskan corn dip September 8, 2021

Blumpkin Pie Two tower of dipping doom.

You already know bruh.

Bruce - Yo, you Want a Blumpkin Pie?
Kyle - Only if its a Blumpkin Pie two tower of dipping doom.

by Thefinisher69 May 25, 2020

Cherry fun dip

When you shove the male reproductive system in a older woman’s queef dust mixed with period blood.

That Cherry fun dip session was scrumdiddlyumptious!

by Cojo-o May 19, 2024

Tallahassee Double Dip

getting a ridiculous boner from the combination of smoking meth and being bit by a black widow spider…
Dying slowly but never been harder…

When Steve got bit by a spider we knew it was only a matter of time before the Tallahassee double dip began to take effect…
During the fatal stunt, Mikey had Tallahassee double dipped then proceeded to flipping over multiple manhole covers with his penis… falling to the ground after such a feat of strength his last words were “I’m Mikey, and I like to party…”

by Jimmy BagODonuts January 24, 2024