David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.

David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.

by Slunken April 16, 2020

david nora

Douche nozzle

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people

by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020

David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.

"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."

by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020

Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020

David kanker

when your fiora ints your lane and you tilt out of the game

Yesterday i pulled a david kanker because my team was bad

by cummasterchum May 8, 2020

David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”

by Davie :,) May 8, 2020

David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick

U suck a lot of dick David

by Rhdjdndnnddn May 8, 2020