chocolate air freshner

fart

We were layin in bed and i said, "i want something sweet" and my boyfriend farted and said "there's a chocolate air freshner".

by chocolate air freshner May 1, 2010

Chocolate space needle

A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.

Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!

by smtwtfs October 13, 2009

chocolate surprise shower

if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit

watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk

now . go out and spray

make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower

by flappin cock November 18, 2009

devil scoop of chocolate

1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity.

2) secret "operations" involving said sketchster

I was having a devil scoop of chocolate the other night when I realized that the scoop was trying to get some by lying about his birthdate, to which I chuckled maniacally.

by Bandito March 30, 2004

chocolate covered raisin

The act of placing a raisin on somebody's seat right before they sit down, then proceeding to eat the raisin once they stand back up.

This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.

Connor has a huge crush on Iryna, so he a put a raisin on her seat before she sat down on the desk next to him.

When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.

by cufflinktimejohnny September 9, 2011

Man Chocolate

Chocolate Or Anything With Nuts in it.
If it has nuts you put "Man" in front of it

You: "Dude what kind of Brownies are those?"
Friend: " oh there Man Chocolate"

You: "I Dont like Man food"
Friend: "What?"
You: "I Dont like anything with nuts"

by Syrup Boy July 26, 2011

Chocolate boi

A black guy, who will become the best friend you would ever have. Cool, sweet, nice, and everything in the package, only problem is will lose connection with him after university, forever, and you know it’s true.

“Hey Kenneth! You are the best, better then your sis maybe! You are like a chocolate boi!”

by TheFrenchBoi February 25, 2019