Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.
"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."
by ricflair May 10, 2015
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by invincible_fang01 May 1, 2008
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A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.
The state of being impervious to a cock block.
A phrase used to describe one's ability to attract/score with women sexually.
The state of being impervious to a cock block.
by NissaGrande June 1, 2009
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by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou April 24, 2015
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"Yo dog I was fucking Trina for 5 hours straight and couldn't cum, I got severe Lemon Cock now. I just wanted to splurge so I kept goin now my shaft is swollen to the max and hurts like a mug!!"
by Daddy Dirtwood May 20, 2014
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Thor-i know you killed my bro and all that can I see that thanos cock once peas
Thanos-fuck no niggah
Thor-fine as he runs off crying
"Thanos beats the purple skin extremely hard after that"
The end
by BigBlackCollin December 19, 2019
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*the male has just been cock-haggled.
by Downtown44 March 16, 2010
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