Happiness

Happiness is a noun, although completely imaginary. There is no such thing as"happiness", only "lonely", "angry" and "sad". The so called "happy" people will try to convince you otherwise, but DO NOT LISTEN because they don't know shit. Happy people are idiots.

The happy person was filled with happiness

by Yoshi_idontunderstand February 13, 2021

Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.

A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023

Schrödinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.

Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal

by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023

Happiness

Mason joy adams is literally happiness

"did you hear danie loves to be with happiness" "yea they're so cute together

by random ass fuckin nigga August 3, 2022

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017

green happiness

When one is surrounded by nature and finds the feeling of peacefulness and joy forced upon oneself and or made purely of instinct, which causes discomfort due to the emotion not being perceived as their own and or something they have less control over.

As he sat in the wilderness, he couldn't feel completely at ease, for he could not shake the feeling of green happiness.

by strawberrysmoothie July 18, 2022

Happiness

Somthing a lot of people wish for but has been proven by multiable scientists that it is not possiable and can not be accomplished.

“I wish I had happiness.“

by Handler_ofpp October 8, 2020