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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
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blow-puss

when someone offers a girl a blow job on her pussy
wash: ‘Do you want a blow-puss?’

Spirited: ‘Sure why not
by sSpiritedPanda October 3, 2018
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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Blow Job Corn Field

A place (normally in Nebraska) where you go to get a blow job from your gf or a random how
James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl

Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie
by Kiteorange December 20, 2020
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Back blow

A sex position; when a person is giving a blowjob to another person whilst the person are on their back.
you're so hot, can i give you a back blow?
by anonymous December 25, 2024
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Brazilian Blow Back

When you cum in a chick's pussy and she queefs it back to you
She said she was into crazy shit, So we did A "Brazilian Blow Back"
by John Krappenschitz April 22, 2021
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Blow a Chute

Slang: Flip out, Snap, Go Postal. To quit your job in a blaze of profanity, and destruction of private property. Preferably while steeling beer. Reserved for flight-attendants and effemenent men.
Flight attendant Steven Slater sure did "Blow a Chute" today when he swore at a passenger over the P.A., grabbed two beers, then exited the plane using the emergency slide.
by Damlow August 14, 2010
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