Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.
Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.
by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021
Get the Egg jewmug. “So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023
Get the Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farmmug. When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my facemug. When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.
by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025
Get the Corned Egg Sandwichmug. 
God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018
Get the Queefster eggmug. 