golden asshole 

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

golden asshole by 21216921 January 24, 2017

perpetual asshole 

Someone who is an asshole all the time.

My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.

perpetual asshole by ScammerKy March 6, 2017

trucking asshole 

An angry roadrage filled commercial truck driver.

Did you see that truck that just cut me off blowing his air horn? He is a real trucking asshole!!

trucking asshole by HTJA March 19, 2017

sneaky asshole 

Fuckboys.

The sneaky asshole was flirting other females while in a relationship & even deletes text messages so he doesn't get caught .

sneaky asshole by Sneaky asshole , sneaky scum March 20, 2017

traveling asshole 

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.

Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?

traveling asshole by NicLydon April 15, 2017

bushy asshole 

An asshole in the form of a motherfucking bush, meaning inside of it is full of the blackest wool.

"David has a bushy asshole."

bushy asshole by denorx April 27, 2017

The asshole game 

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person

Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality

The asshole game by christopher88241 June 15, 2017