by natchbait June 6, 2011

by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.
Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.
by Stewie374 July 14, 2016

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men
by #bigglo June 27, 2025
