frick me in the bum

She wants to fuck

Jessi: frick me in the bum
Jesi and pat: * heads to bed room*

by I spilled ur secrets October 30, 2017

plum in your bum

of annoyance much like a pain in your arse.

Isn't Steve being a real plum in your bum!

by Twisticals May 12, 2015

teen welfare bum

A derogatory term for a Canadian teenager who lives off welfare.

Damn Canadians with there teen welfare bums!

by DicPhuk September 20, 2016

Distraction Apple Bum

A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.

Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!

Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*

by IIMikII January 8, 2011

Charlie Brown Bum

The perfect bottom on any one person. A booty so cute you can't resist it.

Mike has a wicked Charlie Brown Bum

by Bri-Dizzle March 6, 2008

Bums alarm system

when a person or groups of person's accidently trips and or falls over any type of metal object(s) that makes a loud metalic noise.

we were walking down the railroad tracks one night and couldent see very well. i accidently sounded the bums alarm system and woke up the neighbors.

by the old crew September 18, 2006

bum wipe butty

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.

That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch

by elvis the dog February 19, 2010