r/boomersbeingfools

See my other definition for cptsd (im "teen" btw)

r/boomersbeingfools

by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025

Mateo R

The most coolest and most gorgeous person you’ll ever meet. He has the best fits, best hair, and a winner’s smile. Those eyes shimmer when he spots something peculiar. Typ shi.

“I’ve seen Mateo R skating around.”

“Mateo R said your mixtape rips ass.”

Alex: “I fw wit Mateo R’s fit, nigga know how to dress.”

Jordan: “Fs, his highlights shine too.”

TEACHER: “Mateo, you haven’t turned in the assignment.”

by your_plugg_26 April 2, 2024

R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".

I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."

by Attritionist March 17, 2022

r/EliteEden

(Noun)

A subreddit disguised as a wholesome community for teenagers alike to hangout, when in reality it is a cult who’s main goal is to overthrow the Norwegian Government and take it for themselves.

Due to recent r/EliteEden raids, the Norwegian government has ordered a permanent lockdown until further notice.

by CondensedTaco January 17, 2024

R&M

Simple: Rest and relaxation

Maggie: Ahh! Just got back from the weekend spa. Got some much needed r&m.
Mary: *under breath* Bitch

by pshekpollack November 11, 2020

R U N

R U N F R O M M E (AKA: harda dadi)

i R U N across the street trying to escape ur moist toes.

by Juan loves sammiches November 17, 2020

Noah river r

He’s sweet, very funny and cute ngl. He has a good personality. Though he acts like he is 8 years old. Talks like a 2 year old sometimes like a 30 year old because his voice is deep. And has the face of a 18 year old and has the mind of a 16 year old. To say it short he doesn’t act his age. But I still love him- A

Noah river r is a very good person

by -Mort February 7, 2021