girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

girth maxing

grow your penis

john was girth maxing to grow below the waist this weekend.

by bennettjohn May 25, 2024

Max Perez Marinero

Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 20, 2024

Max Hay

Brokie

You are such a Max Hay

by TheirlBatman September 16, 2022

Max Park

A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.

Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
OMG OMG! HOOOOOOWWW!

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 12, 2023

Max vigil

A guy who will actively try to ruin you and everyone you loves lives just cause he wants to. A true miserable piece of shit

Wow max vigil really tried to reck everything

by Louford October 23, 2020