One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.
by Bear Down June 16, 2011
The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.
by Pat Nickerson December 27, 2011
hardcore show rules, obide by these rules at a harcore show.
1. don't push or shove at the hardcore show.(don't fucking mosh! it's not a fucking mosh pit it's a fucking circle pit! so fuck off fucking moshers)
2. don't be a dick. (even though we can't stop you from being a dick, you should help people up after they fall, and if you see a shoe on the ground pick it up, and put it in the air, if no one claims it after 2 minutes, drop it...)
3. don't get drunk in the bar and then walk into the pit looking to harcore dance. (your basiccaly asken for a fight)
4. don't start a fight. (if you get mad because someone hit you, just brush it off, and then get in there and start HxC dancing.)
5. don't steal water from the people! (They payed 2-3 dollars for that small bottle of water. even asking for water is wrong. I your gunna steal water, steal it from the people who sell it for 2-3 dollars...those fucking bastards.)
1. don't push or shove at the hardcore show.(don't fucking mosh! it's not a fucking mosh pit it's a fucking circle pit! so fuck off fucking moshers)
2. don't be a dick. (even though we can't stop you from being a dick, you should help people up after they fall, and if you see a shoe on the ground pick it up, and put it in the air, if no one claims it after 2 minutes, drop it...)
3. don't get drunk in the bar and then walk into the pit looking to harcore dance. (your basiccaly asken for a fight)
4. don't start a fight. (if you get mad because someone hit you, just brush it off, and then get in there and start HxC dancing.)
5. don't steal water from the people! (They payed 2-3 dollars for that small bottle of water. even asking for water is wrong. I your gunna steal water, steal it from the people who sell it for 2-3 dollars...those fucking bastards.)
The breaking of all but rule #2 of the hardcore show rules, gives everyone the right to beat the shit out of the person who breaks the rules...
But not everyone will, only a select few actually do it...
But not everyone will, only a select few actually do it...
by David Avt. May 28, 2008
When waiting for the bus driver in the morning to get to college. Always late? Use the 25 past rule. 25 past the hour? GO HOME! :)
by Lowiee January 11, 2010
The rule which invariably can be applied to any hot looking female walking away from you whilst you are driving or are passenger in a car or bus. The car passes the female only to find she is repugnant in appearance from the front.
The way, she walked away gave gerald an almost instant semi. Although on closer inspection from the front she resembled the hunchback of notre dame. "Errrr...From Behind Rule" Gerald muttered
An adaptation of BOBFOC Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
The "From behind Rule" can also be applied to Sarah Jessica Parker
An adaptation of BOBFOC Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
The "From behind Rule" can also be applied to Sarah Jessica Parker
by BenLOFM November 25, 2008
Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.
He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.
by JenAJay November 17, 2010
A clarification of Rule 34:
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."
(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)
In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."
(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)
In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.
Me: "Has anyone done porn of Maximus and Sven getting it on?"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"
by Egtverchi August 08, 2016