Ride Height

A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height

Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...

by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024

never ride dry

To always keep a bottle of Johnny Walker Red with you wherever you go, just in case.

Ralph said to Tony, "Party was a bummer this weekend, huh? Hey man, just never ride dry"

by Dan Witmer September 20, 2008

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008

Unicorn face ride

When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub

Yo I just had a unicorn face ride

by SppecialEd August 7, 2023

Ball Riding

When you think you know all about ball and think you have required ball knowledge to make ridiculous claims about soccer

Usually people do this when they talk about their favorite soccer players or soccer teams

Dumbass : Dude player1 is literally so much better than player2 in soccer
Smart Person : Nigga you are literally ball riding right now

by RealSmartGuy September 25, 2022

Riding The Shoppingcart

When 3 or more men all ride each other in a large orgy. Normally takes place in some type of wheeled vehicle.

Girl One: How is your day?
Girl Two: Awful! My boyfriend broke up with me and joined a group of guys who like “Riding the Shoppingcart.”

by Chubby_Faggot123 July 4, 2018

riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021