scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008

6 P Rule

The 6 P Rule stands for:

Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performace

"When you next go to an interview, remember the 6 P rule"

by donks169 June 8, 2009

hardcore show rules

hardcore show rules, obide by these rules at a harcore show.

1. don't push or shove at the hardcore show.(don't fucking mosh! it's not a fucking mosh pit it's a fucking circle pit! so fuck off fucking moshers)

2. don't be a dick. (even though we can't stop you from being a dick, you should help people up after they fall, and if you see a shoe on the ground pick it up, and put it in the air, if no one claims it after 2 minutes, drop it...)

3. don't get drunk in the bar and then walk into the pit looking to harcore dance. (your basiccaly asken for a fight)

4. don't start a fight. (if you get mad because someone hit you, just brush it off, and then get in there and start HxC dancing.)

5. don't steal water from the people! (They payed 2-3 dollars for that small bottle of water. even asking for water is wrong. I your gunna steal water, steal it from the people who sell it for 2-3 dollars...those fucking bastards.)

The breaking of all but rule #2 of the hardcore show rules, gives everyone the right to beat the shit out of the person who breaks the rules...

But not everyone will, only a select few actually do it...

by David Avt. May 27, 2008

25 Past Rule

When waiting for the bus driver in the morning to get to college. Always late? Use the 25 past rule. 25 past the hour? GO HOME! :)

Rick: Dude, does this bus ever turn up or what?

Tom: 25 past rule?

Rick: Schweet! xD

by Lowiee January 11, 2010

The Michael Cera Rule

In "Superbad", the girl does like him back, & they don't have sex.

"Superbad" broke the The Michael Cera Rule

by Hannibal Lector42 May 14, 2011

50 foot rule

''The 50 foot'' rule pertains to the distance a male is from a female before he can make an accurate assessment of her appearance. If she is seen from beyond "50 feet" then she is too far away for him to judge clearly if she is worth pursuing.

Male 1. "Man did you check out that girl? She was killer!" Male 2. "No man, did you use the 50 foot rule? No! Well then, you don't if she was banging or leading the cougar line. Don't waste your time."

by partyviking June 29, 2013

Rule 34-S

A clarification of Rule 34:
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."

(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)

In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.

Me: "Has anyone done porn of Maximus and Sven getting it on?"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"

by Egtverchi August 8, 2016