Golden Toby

The act of pouring your wifes urine over yourselfe whilst at a festival.

I just done a Golden Toby all over myself.

by Millennial Warrior July 1, 2024

golden starfighters

Really dumb shit

A ; Have you seen the new event
B ; yeah it's totally golden starfighters

by Unvod July 1, 2024

Golden Girling

(verb) multiple women of a certain age sharing a home out of necessity or preference.

"My friends and I have been seriously making plans for Golden Girling in 5-10 years."
"That former resort for sale would be the perfect place for Golden Girling"

by ElJanel July 3, 2024

Golden ass

Someone who is unable to shit outside in public areas but only at home or at places that are extremely clean and hygienic.

Used to describe a person with the fear of having to shit in outside of home.

Judith: Oh crap, i really need to take a shit right now but i can’t
Aidan: Why not? There’s a toilet right there fam.
Judith: Nah bruv, i’ve got golden ass.
Aidan: The fuck?

“Damn this girl is holding in her shit since morning cause she’s got a golden ass”

“Yo how long more till school ends? I’ve been holding my shit in for hours cause i’ve got golden ass”

by The Golden Asshole July 11, 2024

Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024

Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024