cum bum

when you got semen between ur butt cheeks.

"me and sally were doin the doggy. and then i skeeted on her" says jose.

" oh no way dude you gave her a cum bum!" - javier

"yeah i did!" - jose

by jay doshi1 February 8, 2009

cum-stained

cum-stained is how a guy's sheets, underwear, and jockstaps get after he's blown his load on them multiple times.

I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cum-pumpkin

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.

We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!

by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020

cum dividend

When a dividend is received that is covered in cum, usually due to the excitement of the investor

She marveled that cum dividend, her shares rose in value. She then came on the dividend, hence the cum dividend.

by Iniesta1 August 10, 2009

Cum Diaper

Another word for a condom.

They can make them as thin as they want but it will always feel like a cum diaper.

Who left a dirty used cum diaper in my car?

by Denagnag September 18, 2009

Cum Fluff

When a guy with bum fluff has someone cum in their anus.

Hey dude, I just came in your ass and got your bum fluff a bit cummy! Now it looks more like cum fluff!

by Zidey December 3, 2009

no-cum chum

Pronoun, the female version of 'butt buddies', slang for homosexual men, in this case, women.

Jennifer and Dorothy are 'no-cum chums'. (lesbians)

by Cryst0f October 21, 2006