Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

tea turn

A person that often says away from hanging with friends in order to not pay their share on a hangout night.

Man that assist tea turned again. It was his turn to pay for the hookah!

by St00pidp00p November 15, 2016

tea in the am

spillin drama in the morning

“bro i have some tea in the am”

by anonymous August 10, 2023

Tea

The thing you spill about that bitch Becky because she was talking bout you

"Bro I have some tea to spill. I heard that Becky was talking about Bridget right after she bought her something really expensive."

by Elektra UwU July 13, 2019

Tea

The Gossip, the lowdown.

'Spill the tea! What's been happening?'

by GFRC January 26, 2015

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019