by KetchupCake April 26, 2017

Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.
Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!
Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!
Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!
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