british tea cup

someone who comes from britain and regularly drinks tea.

don't be such an british tea cup

by KetchupCake April 26, 2017

Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results

I want some Texas tea kettle right about now

by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

tea turn

A person that often says away from hanging with friends in order to not pay their share on a hangout night.

Man that assist tea turned again. It was his turn to pay for the hookah!

by St00pidp00p November 15, 2016

Tea spooning

Two midgets spooning!

Hey would you look at that, they are a couple of

midgets tea spooning over there!

by SoyBoi1602 December 13, 2018

Tea

The thing you spill about that bitch Becky because she was talking bout you

"Bro I have some tea to spill. I heard that Becky was talking about Bridget right after she bought her something really expensive."

by Elektra UwU July 13, 2019

Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021