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red eye

when someone's asleep and you sneak up to their bed, drop trou, spread your cheeks, and put your anus right in the victim's face. usually followed by loud noises, running, and/or severe beatings.
Jim: Why is Steve in the hospital?

Bob: He gave Shaq the red eye while he was sleeping.

Jim: OHHHH SNAP.
by D-Gomer October 2, 2005
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Red Hots

When playing softball, if Red Hots is called, the base runners are able to be called out if touched by the ball.

If a fielder throws the ball at a baserunner, and makes contact while the runner is not on a base, Red Hots acts as a tag, and the runner is out.
DiSalvo (after being hit by the ball): What the...?

Jeansong: You're out.

Disalvo: Nah, I'm safe. I'm on the base.

Jeansong: No man, you're out. We called Red Hots.

DiSalvo: Red Hots? I thought that was some girl s.
by Raised by a cup of coffee March 18, 2005
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red haze

When you've been on the computer too long and your eyes burn while your mind feels like it's pouring out the back of your head. Often worsened by sleep deprivation.
He's been up all night, looking up useless shit. He'd better rest his eyes or else he's gonna get the red haze.
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Red Mist

Another name for de spooke squidward sewer slide, it was actually referenced in an official episode
Squidward: Opens door
Suicide Squidward: boo i am suicide squidward from red mist
by poohead smelly October 4, 2019
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red piller

A red piller is someone who is proficient (or at least thinks that they are) in the act of redpilling. In most cases, the red piller is politically motivated and attempts to lead their target to their side of the political spectrum through a variety of mediums- most commonly memes, (edgy) jokes, and (mis)quotes.

While there are examples of red pillers all over the political spectrum, they are most prevalent on the far left and right, along with fringe groups of fascists, communists, or anarchists -recently being used nearly exclusively by the right wing.

The "red pill" term comes from The Matrix, in which a character chose between a blue pill and a red pill, where the blue pill would let them live freely and without knowledge of the inner workings of their world, and the red pill would allow them to "wake up" from their ignorance, and learn the "truth."
Person 1: "Wow, this guy's woke, they must be a red piller."
Person 2: "Nah, they're just cringe."
by SupaSimon July 20, 2020
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red sox

Have one more world series titles in the past decade than any other team, minus the Yankees who can just go suck it.
Hey Paul, who won the first World Series?
The Red Sox!
Damn straight fool!
by BoSox April 20, 2008
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red neck

by dw March 25, 2003
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