D-Gomer's definitions

red eye

when someone's asleep and you sneak up to their bed, drop trou, spread your cheeks, and put your anus right in the victim's face. usually followed by loud noises, running, and/or severe beatings.

Jim: Why is Steve in the hospital?

Bob: He gave Shaq the red eye while he was sleeping.

Jim: OHHHH SNAP.

by D-Gomer October 2, 2005