spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
by vertigh0st September 12, 2021
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egg in the beard

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"
by TRYBAL April 17, 2023
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Scab eggs

Over cooked eggs that are crusty and disgusting that should never be eaten.
Oh look you can’t cook you made scab eggs again.
by Hortongirl February 23, 2018
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Egg Master

An alternative name for a creature that lays eggs. Usually given to animals that lay bigger eggs than usual.
by Rub the chicken man! February 01, 2022
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the egg in the shoe

A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.
«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»

«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»
by Minlio August 02, 2020
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pizza and egg

Toxic combination of pizza and egg that will kill anything that tastes it.
pizza and egg recipe made by the all mighty god.
by Toxicßlade September 01, 2017
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dutch egg

Chris, I totally saw you stuff that Dutch Egg in Ziggy, you scoundrel!
by Shabba dabba doo August 10, 2017
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