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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.
Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.
by Zapidom June 30, 2021
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Nightingaled

When evening, or dark conditions are present, and one Gales another. They will usually say something relating to the darkness before they pretend to go for the scarf, acting like it was too hard to see in the low levels of light and having to pull it closer to the eye.
The scenario could play out like this:

"Wow, it is really dark out here tonight, but that is a lovely scarf your wearing." (as they grab the scarf and the breast, bringing the scarf close to the eyes )

"What color is this anyway? It is so hard to tell."
Kelly, I got nightingaled last night when I was one a blind date with this guy I had just met!
by Scratt-attack December 10, 2009
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Play Roblox With Your Boobs Out Night

on the 16th of October, any girl is obliged to remove her top to reveal her breasts and play the popular videogame Roblox with his/her partner.
Person 1: Get your boobs out, its the 16th of October, Its play Roblox with your boobs out night
Person 2: *gets boobs out*
Person 1: Load up ROBLOX as well
by WANKERKID69 October 15, 2022
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I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.
Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.
by GNSGNY December 22, 2018
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That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."
Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.
by jazmine1 April 19, 2018
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The introduction to a morning-after speech dismissing a hoe popularized by Nate Dogg through his lyrics in popular G-Funk songs "XXXplosive" and "Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)"
When I met you last night baby

before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you lady
But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Cuz IIIIIIIII have nevERRRRRRR met a giRLLLLLLLLL
ThaaATTTT I looOVVVED in the whole wide WorLDDD
by Doc Andre December 3, 2009
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thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such
your ugly thats not what your momma said last night
by Groundhog July 26, 2006
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