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Loch Ness Monster

An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger
Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022
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White Monster

A flavor of monster energy said to hold tremendous power, but in reality transforms the drinker into a femboy.
Chase: I’m bouta hit a pr, let me chug that white monster.

Chase (2 minutes later): UwU
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Monster Gromper

An absolute monster of a vibrator, I'm talking fist sized, pump-action pussy pounding destroyer.
I just found this old ladies monster gromper.
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monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.
“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.
by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018
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digital monster

(music)
A digital monster, also called digimon, is an artist always performing extremely well on the digital charts, when almost every single tops the chart. Examples include IU, AKMU, (earlier) Big Bang, BTS or SISTAR.
The two digital monsters are collaborating! NAKKA by AKMU und IU will absolutely be killing on the charts.
by inthismidnight February 24, 2022
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Monster

Kyle : Adam got the monster

Bill : damn
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Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl
Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster
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