Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by Big daddy franky boy September 19, 2021

Monster

Being really f*cking good at something.

Damn, you just hit that 7 man on screen? You're a f*cking monster.

by Lowbow July 22, 2015

Cookie Monster

A cookie monster is a kid-friendly version of a cum monster.

Wow, she really is one cookie monster.

by Yourmumisacookiemonster123 July 1, 2022

National Monster Day

Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day

I have so many Monsters in my room i can celebrate National Monster Day

by The Local Kyle March 21, 2021

Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.

The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."

by GI Jes February 7, 2023

Monster

when you love someone the mostester; it looks like monster and monster tops all; no one can beat it; it’s loving someone to infinity and beyond and through all the galaxies and around the whole world

i love you. i love you more. i love you most. i love you mostest. i love you mostester. i love you monster!

by esizzledizzle June 23, 2024