bro she steals my undershirts and somehow looks better in them than me. she’s obsessed with indians, like fully certified currymucher. she’s tiny as hell, 4’11 but swears she’s 5 foot because “her doctor said so” and honestly i just let her have it. got more energy than a redbull on crack. her hair’s that messy curly/wavy type that somehow always looks good, like she wakes up and it’s already perfect. and her eyes?? hazel-brown, dangerous, stare into them too long and you’ll forget your name, your plans, your whole personality. she’s loud, smart, chaotic in the best way, can cook, and built like a snack-sized kitkat bar. will gaslight you into thinking she’s not the cutest mf alive while literally standing there looking like god handcrafted her on his day off. head is IMMACUALTE
by lilyana's bf June 06, 2025
I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...
"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...
"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025
Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU PUT A LIT UP MATCH INSIDE THAT THING!?!?
Person 2: I call it juul in a can lol
Person 2: I call it juul in a can lol
by Adamsnon February 11, 2023
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by KungPaulChicken September 18, 2021
When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021