Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.

I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.

by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020

Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!

Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

Horse Action

Another, more proper, way to say horse semen. First used by CaseOh while playing Schedule 1.

Look at all that Horse Action! We can mix forever!

by SackMan42069 April 21, 2025

Cunt Horse

Is an insult used on people commonly meaning. Vagina Horse.

Friend: Dude! your a dick head!
Me: Well, my friend you are a cunt horse.

by CHINC September 14, 2016

Gutter-horse

When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.

Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.

by Memelord420dabdab June 5, 2022

Dark horse

An organism you make with you hand when u feel attacked. It is made as you fold you fingers on top of each other one by one. VERY SCARY.

"Your so stupid"
Im sending my dark horse after you.

by GRAAAH March 19, 2024