Ethan Wilkins

ethan wilkins is the funniest down to earth guy you will ever meet. he cares so much about his friends or girlfriend and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. he trusts everyone and always smells really good he has amazing brown hair and is really good at hockey. he is alright at math and loves when people smile. when you are with him you feel safe and loves to eat... anything. he has an amazing six pack and doesn’t know know he has them. if you found an ethan wilkins don’t let him go... ever.

ethan wilkins = buddy

by talia martinez September 20, 2018

ethan bassuk

The biggest shit head that has the biggest chode

Stopping being such an Ethan Bassuk

by Alec stein January 20, 2018

ethan bondy

a fat guy with a fat ass

he is a ethan bondy

by fat ugly stupid guy May 14, 2015

Ethan

A fat fucking hippo that is the definition of gayness

Ethan is gay

by Redead666 May 15, 2019

ethan brinkley

super hot, funny, cute, caring guy ;) very very lovable <3

damn, he's gotta be an ethan brinkley

by zoebrnstttr July 18, 2020

Ethan

Ethan’s are definitely the most unique and adventurous humans you will ever meet. In fact, they aren’t even human. They are a mermaid.

If your name is Ethan, the earth is bound to be your best friend and will protect you at all costs. Ethan’s are also super handsome and charming, and can pull any guy or gal.

Ethan’s Schlongs are also among the biggest of the land, but not as big as their mighty tridents.

If I were describe Ethan in three words, it would be Dauntless. Beautiful. And amazing.

Example 1: Last week I saw Ethan in the hallway and he gave me blue balls

Example 2: I did too! I accidentally moaned and wet my pants.

by Haikumom November 22, 2021

Ethan Poopalasingham

One of the biggest wastemans of peths, thinks he’s big but in reality he’s skinny af. The yute will follow and unfollow you quick times and if the mandem adds you on snap be prepared for pictures of his non existent jawline.

Ethan poopalasingham is a bucktee no cap

by Crodie July 18, 2019