Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Call of Duty

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.

Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”

by Fleatings May 8, 2020

Tooty Booty Call

when you fart while asking for a booty call

- vanessa from MO

Guy 1:Man, last night I was calling Vanessa to try and hit and I totally had a Tooty Booty Call! She laughed and told me she was tired, think I ruined my chances..
Guy 2: Hahaha, you fuckin loser!

by KoltOmegle July 22, 2022

Calling all bros

We need you to make 10 Google users and sub to pewds with all of them to kull T series

SUB 2 PEWDS
Calling all bros

by FLIPPERN March 16, 2019

Call in a UAV

when a person gets with or pulls multiple girls. in reference to call of duty when you get 3-4 kills(bodies in this case) you call in a UAV.

Obama just got all three of their numbers, wow he is gonna call in a UAV pretty soon.

by meyeronfiree November 23, 2020

finger butt call

an unintentional call made on a cell phone while doing something else (looking for a number,checking a message)

"who was that"
"oh, it was my mom. she was trying to take a picture and she finger butt called me.

by candy handy September 20, 2009

ebooty call

When you sext someone with no other intend but getting yourself off,and usually blueballing the other party. These will come late night and sent over a source of communication that you normally never use like Facebook messenger

Damn sally ebooty called me all night and not I have blueballs

Damn man, Jackie did that to me last week

by Dsm Dave September 24, 2018