ass dust cookies

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party

Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!

by SUBM4CH1N3 March 20, 2023

White Lilly Cookie

One of the ancient heros out their, she is childhoof friends with pure vanilla aka blin healer, also she didnt litsen to pv so she fele into thewn ulta it edoug andn became dark nechamtres cooki.and adopted redvelvet cookie. pv ( her ex ) is finding out a way to get dakre cnhtess back to rhwhtiee lillt cookie so they can be together agian. Also dshe also crush ong odlen chees lllll

" White lilly cookie NOOOOOOOOOOOOO "

by Itz Cristi LEoz May 29, 2022

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

wrath cookie

the opposite of a golden cookie

John: Ah man i got a wrath cookie
Cookie Clicker: Have a clot

by Chad_the_Great December 9, 2021

Cookie

The luscious breasts of an American Woman

Paula rolled her eyes at me as I fondled Elaines cookies.

by The Real Elmo March 10, 2022

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013