Apple Bouncer

A person who has scumbag parents, but they are still successful later in life.

An apple does not fall far from the tree, but opposite. They DO fall far from the tree.

You are graduating doctorate school. You are a true apple bouncer!

by Pyloco December 12, 2023

gumming the apple

Toothless man performing cunnilingus

Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.

by SiLaura December 18, 2023

apple mouth

An insufferable incredibly annoying person (usually a child) who is prone two tantrums.

That kid over there is suck a fucking apple mouth!

by ThatRandomCat07 December 4, 2022

Apple

kill youself

fuck you apple

by lonrad December 7, 2022

Apple pussy

You are a leader at the Apple company, and you make it bend to public peer pressure

Why do you care so much about degenerate tech nerds apple pussy?

by Matthew;25743 December 13, 2022

Apple picker

A contemptuous term for someone hailing from Washington state.

My brother moved to Tacoma and married an apple picker.

by Tjjmon December 18, 2022

Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass

Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.

by ok_tofu December 20, 2022