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Sexual intercourse

Something humans dont do until marriage. Just the same way that everybody waits until theyre 21 to have their first beer.
by Cereal Killer Bitch October 10, 2025
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Closet sexual

Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not
by Spy Junior July 3, 2022
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Sexual harassment

When your trying to have intercourse with a lady freind and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind
Due to recent events around the country, ive been instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school
by Semam December 19, 2021
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D’Angelo Russell Sexual

Anybody who is a huge fan of D’Angelo Russell or dickriding D’Angelo Russell. They become fans of any team D’Angelo Russell plays for. These type of individuals thinks that D’Angelo Russell is better than Michael Jordan.
by D’Angelo Russell Fan December 24, 2020
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Sexual orientation

When your college holds an orgy to get to know everyones sexual orientation
Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight

Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian

Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian
by Axrx December 9, 2021
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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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