un-monkey

Is the action of removing a monkey from something, someone or somewhere by any methods such as burning, cuting or using un-monkey magic.

Fuck it *un-monkeys your ball*

by morewater November 4, 2021

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

Hall Monkey

One who actively participates in hall-monkeybusiness or other assorted hallway shenanigans.

Those crazy hall monkeys are having a water baloon fight in the hallway!

by waynething December 13, 2003

sperm monkey

A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.

I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey

by 1aputa September 14, 2017

Go monkey

The most suspenseful form of craziness. Only a few people can actually reach the level of go monkey. Some extraordinary humans are lucky to reach go ape.

Hey man you see mike Tyson go monkey on his opponent last night

by Snake145 March 19, 2019

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012

beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 6, 2010