Douche Canoe

SOMEONE WHO RUNS A MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT OIL IN IT

DOUCHE CANOE RAN HIS BIKE WITHOUT OIL IN IT AGAIN THANK GOODNESS ITS A HONDA

by MR GIGGLES654 March 4, 2017

Douche Canoe

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020

Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 19, 2013

Douche Flap

(Not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)

Someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an asshole. Usually used as a term to describe/direct one's anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is pissing them off to a very high degree.

Synonyms: see ass clown, Assclown McDouche

"Sweet fucking Jesus tits! Look at this douche flap cutting me off!" Nice driving asshole!"

"Even though I have higher qualifications, Henry gave the promotion to that fucking douche flap Dave who isn't even here half the time!"

by Brownie O October 20, 2012

Douche Nozzle

a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole

That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle

by shift665 September 1, 2013

Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).

Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching

by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013

Douche Flourish

Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.

"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."

by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013