can of dip

1: phrase meaning yea im good
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea

1: Hey john you good?, Yea can of dip!!
2: Wanna go bull ridin?, Dude can of dip

by crazyredneck112 November 9, 2010

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

Anything

Waddup guys i identify as Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

by BigDeekMans6969 March 12, 2021

trash can of orvilles

Largest container of popcorn at a movie theater.

Man, that trash can of Orvilles costs 14 bucks !

by japchopr April 15, 2014

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

Tuna can

Someone who just got released from a job or duty. Typically, because they were unfit for the role or lazy.

Harmer was tuna canned from sales. His new nickname, ergo “tuna can”.

by User 2000 January 12, 2021

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 21, 2018