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Super straight

Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!
by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025
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Straight Larry

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.
Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"
by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025
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Straight up it’s blurt

When keith cruise scores a big billy boofter top bins
Oaye freddo Straight up it’s blurt Keith cruise 420 balls
by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021
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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020
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The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.
Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.
by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020
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Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow
im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds
by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011
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