rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015

fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean

Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold

by Condoment February 23, 2017

Sock Cucker

One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

Sock Disrespect

When someone insults the color, style, or quality of construction of your socks.

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-

Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"

by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012

Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.

by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019

sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

Emergency socks

That pair of old socks on your dresser you only put on when you're in a hurry and can't spare the time to find another pair.

Bro 1: Dude you got ready quick.

Bro 2: Yeah, I saved a bunch of time by putting on my emergency socks.

Bro 1: Nice~.

by Mathlete007 August 30, 2015